Dear Clients and Staff,
I fully believe in signs and portents. That’s why when I saw a light in the sky last night, I knew it was the police commissioner, signaling for help.
A great man once said, “It’s not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.” Therefore, I have quit the PR and Social Media game to fight crime.
It’s been great, and I appreciate your support as I trade my media list and Hootsuite account for a utility belt. And remember…
P.S. April Fool. Of course. Mostly.