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Dear Clients and Staff,

I fully believe in signs and portents. That’s why when I saw a light in the sky last night, I knew it was the police commissioner, signaling for help.

A great man once said, “It’s not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.” Therefore, I have quit the PR and Social Media game to fight crime.

It’s been great, and I appreciate your support as I trade my media list and Hootsuite account for a utility belt. And remember…

I’m Batman.

–Alex G.

 

P.S. April Fool. Of course. Mostly.